The Handbook for Broken Computers

A warm welcome to everyone who views this page from our team over at Macroslush®. Below are instructions for the instruction manual. Please retain this text block for future use.

RUN FULLSCREEN IN CHROME FOR BEST EXPERIENCE!

>This game is text-based with additional digital imagery and sound effects. Number of occasions may vary. Placement of occasions remain unchanged.  A "headphone warning" is issued before melodic audio (a.k.a. "music" or "song") is about to "play" (start).

>> Click on the RED or BLACK BOLD COLOUR-CHANGING TEXT text to proceed to different pages. PURPLE texts usually indicates that a link has already been clicked. Additional clicks are permitted. 

>>> There are pages that do not contain important information as to the puzzles. We like to professionally refer to them as "silly pages" due to their "silly" nature. 

>>>>As the billion-dollar company that we are, we do not require payment. The handbook is accessible to all users with a screen. However, Our mascot, Flopp P. Disck (Otherwise known as "Floppy") is available in the premium emoticon package. No purchase necessary.

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EXTRA SPECIAL THANK YOU TO MY PLAYTESTERS AND PATRONS! Those who fall into either category are listed below:

Aidan Rae

BaeSkaBee

Clark Padmore

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Jacob Posteraro (aka D3L1 C10U5)

Mary M.

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